Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dry Flaky On Forehead

2.0

New revised edition
After loyal followers are waiting now for two thousand years for an update, there is finally a new version of the Bible. The extensions are so extensive that we have a jump before the decimal point for more than justified.

The following is a summary of the new features in detail: first

Number of bids extended from 10 to 15 internal and 5 user-definable.
second 3. Part: The brand new Testament. It contains the following changes: The crazy cool Testament for Kids with autograph addresses of as God, Jesus and Mary.
third Instead of a possible now up to ten gods! And female gods! God Construction Kit (GCK) is included.
4th Detailed illustrations for beginners. Through the hypertext Herody out, the happy host.
5th By popular demand, Moses has now been completely removed.
6th Sex before marriage: now allowed!
7th Homosexuality: now allowed!
8th Drugs: now setting requirement for priests!
9th Anal intercourse: Instead mortal sin now simple misdemeanor (5 € fine)!
10th Lust and gluttony fully implemented!
11th In the shareware version recalls paying a drooling to the Pope.

The full version is no more Pope!
12th In the deluxe version of the user himself to the Pope! Binary heaven / hell-Switch is now expanded to: * €
disney
* Mallorca *
Chancellor Party
* Battlestar Galactica
13th Flood option is followed by: *
earthquake
* Alien attack by Antares IX
nuclear meltdown
* * * Helge Schneider
spinach
14th Divine propagation is of the virgin birth up to date The technology broadens. This will include divine daughters, androids, robots!
15th Instead inevitable crucifixion now optionally: Final rescue shot

* * * AIDS
car accident
suicide
* * * Win95
pardon
16th Full Version now with a lot of justifications for religious fanaticism! Remorse and logical thinking can be switched off completely!
17th For now Lord instead of simple large print full ANSI support:
Colour

* inverse * Flashing *
authorities are automatically recognized

Continuous WYSIIB: What You See. Ignore Believe It!

For all extensions of course the well-known and popular intolerance, oppression and inconsistencies from the Bible 1.0 were paid in full. It all exclusions are now destroy hordes of dissenters: The Bible is only 2.0. For only 666 Euro for each dealer / confessional / drain kiosk or directly from the Vatican. (Please enclose a check.)

System:
Simple psychology, charisma, money and a bunch of good faith.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

How To Trade Legendary Pokemon In Pokemon Deluge

Haha! (What a fun shit -.-)

degree found ... I find the text so pointless that it is already almost well again.
I was in any case few minutes he enjoyed themselves immensely ^ ^ If you

morning drunk at half past three
before my door,
then is okay. If you
bell tower, then the
is also okay.
If you love me then as a whore, and the insult
Well - okay.
If you call father a pimp
- well good. - Can talk about it
.
If you was then stormed into the bathroom and passed up
have to, which also
okay.

But when you go into the living room on the carpet
shit, because salt sticks poke and say


"AGE OF IGEL LIVES HERE NOW!"
then that's just too much.

please reconsider your behavior Currently I

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Bronchitis And Camping

New quaint

süchtel with a cute new game: "root empire" ( www.wurzelimperium.de )
Who in between has a little boredom can be as quickly and easily get an account and get started :-)